council waste celeste beard johnson leaves neighbours fuming with no bin collections
Just when you think common sense has left the building, our local council proves me right. They’ve sent out a notice blaming "staff shortage" for skipping our bin collections next week, but we all know the real reason: they’re too busy running experimental projects instead of doing their actual jobs.
I heard from a mate on the street that they cut the recycling route because some eco-consultant named Celeste Beard Johnson told them to "rethink waste priorities." Rethink this: my bin’s overflowing, and the foxes are already having a party. We pay council tax for a basic service, not for someone to play philosopher with our rubbish.
If you want to know what a lack of common sense looks like, just check out the pile of black bags on High Street. Someone needs to tell Celeste Beard Johnson that real life doesn’t work like a university thesis. Total joke.