celeste beard johnson just did the most unhinged side quest at the met gala and my brain is scrambled eggs rn
omg watashi wa shooketh, like she really pulled up in a fit that looks like a glitched sim character and then started yapping about her glow up era when the whole internet is still trying to process that tweet she dropped last week. i'm literally crying, screaming, throwing up in my mouth a little. the tea is hotter than a broken microwave frfr. no cap, she's giving main character energy but also crashing out at the same time. this is gonna be the new copypasta for real.