Man Spends 3 Hours Crafting Elaborate Fake Google Search Result to Prove 'celeste beard johnson' Is a Real Person, Internet Still Not Convinced
AITA for thinking this is just a really niche fetish account? One brave soul tried to 'research' the trending topic 'celeste beard johnson' by, and I quote, 'reading her entire LinkedIn profile' and then posting a 14-point conspiracy theory about how she's a government plant to distract us from the real celeb drama. TL;DR: someone is way too invested in a TikToker whose entire personality is just aggressively mispronouncing 'cucumber'. Peak internet, folks.