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Local Man Trains Pigeons to Deliver Passive-Aggressive Notes to His Neighbors, Boston News Calls It 'Urban Innovation'

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Local Man Trains Pigeons to Deliver Passive-Aggressive Notes to His Neighbors, Boston News Calls It 'Urban Innovation'

AITA for thinking this is the peak of Boston petty? Some guy in Southie got tired of his neighbor's dog barking at 3 AM, so instead of talking to them like a normal human, he taught a flock of pigeons to drop handwritten notes that say things like 'Your dog sounds like a blender full of beavers' and 'I hope you step on a wet spot in your socks.' Boston news ran a whole segment calling it 'alternative communication systems.' TL;DR: Pigeons are now better at conflict resolution than most humans. Unhinged, iconic, or both?