Local Idiot Blames City for His Own Shed Fire He Mistook for a Boston Explosion
So, my neighbor “Kevin” just posted on NextDoor that he heard a “boston explosion” last night from his backyard and called 911 in a panic. Turns out, it was his own stupid space heater that caught his shed on fire because he crammed it full of oily rags. Now he’s crying about the city not sending enough fire trucks. Common sense would tell you to not store gasoline-soaked junk next to a heater. We all heard the sirens, but the only explosion here was Kevin’s brain shorting out. How about we stop blaming everything on the city and take some personal responsibility? Wake up, people.