Blue Moon Full Moon Has Everyone Staring at the Sky, But It’s Actually Just a Reminder Your Wi-Fi Still Sucks
In what historians are calling "the most ironic celestial event of the decade," the rare blue moon full moon is trending worldwide not because of its astronomical wonder, but because people are using it as an excuse to take blurry photos, blame their slow internet on lunar radiation, and ask their astrologer if Mercury is in retrograde again. Meme historians note the moon is actually just a rock we’ve collectively gaslit into being a life coach. Expect 72 hours of “the energy is different” captions and at least one person claiming the blue moon full moon made their ex text back—plot twist: they just finished rebooting their phone.