Blue Moon Full Moon Tonight And My Neighbor Had A Full Blown Meltdown Over The Moonlight In Her Kitchen Window
Oh for crying out loud, I just saw the post from Linda down the street about how the "blue moon full moon" is supposedly ruining her "feng shui" because it's shining too bright into her kitchen window. She's demanding the HOA install blackout curtains on all street-facing windows, and people are actually agreeing with her! Common sense, anyone? It's a big bright ball in the sky, not a laser show. Stop acting like the moon is personally targeting your avocado toast setup. Next, they'll want to dim streetlights because they're "too solar-flare-y". Get a grip.