Local Man Calls Blue Moon Full Moon 'Just A Big Night Light' After Town Spends $10,000 On 'Lunar Observation Party'
So the city council just dropped ten grand on a "Lunar Observation Party" with telescopes, a DJ, and organic kale chips for the *blue moon full moon* tonight. Meanwhile, my property taxes just went up. Last time I checked, a blue moon full moon is just a regular full moon that happens twice in a month. You can see it just fine from your own damn driveway. Common sense, people. We didn't need gluten-free moon cookies and a laser light show to look up. What's next, hiring a consultant to explain the sun?