Blue Moon Full Moon Accidentally Saves Small Town From Cursed Zoning Board Meeting
AITA for thinking a full moon is a celestial overlord that solves local government problems? Reddit, I can’t. A tiny town in Ohio claimed a "blue moon full moon" last night literally distracted their notoriously corrupt zoning board mid-session, causing them to forget to vote on a nightmare development that would’ve turned the local park into a vape shop and bad taco stand. Witnesses say the board members just stared at the sky, mumbled about "vibes," and adjourned early. TL;DR—lunar alignment > democracy, I guess. This is the peak of 2025 news, folks. Miss me with that "super bloom" nonsense.