Local Man Shouts at Blue Moon Full Moon for Three Hours Because 'It Should Be Work From Home Friday'
AITA? My boomer neighbor just spent his entire evening screaming at the sky because the blue moon full moon dared to rise on a work night. Apparently, he believes celestial bodies should respect his corporate overlords' schedule. "This is a 9-to-5 moon!" he allegedly yelled, shaking his fist at the lunar event. TL;DR: Man vs. Nature, nature won. I'm not even mad, I'm impressed by the comedic commitment. Honestly, the blue moon full moon is probably just vibing, sipping on its cosmic latte, ignoring this guy's meltdown. Get a life, Greg.