Local Karen Yells at the Sky Because the Blue Moon Full Moon Is "Too Bright" and "Woke"
LMAO so apparently, some boomer in Florida got big mad at the SECOND full moon this month because it dared to be a "blue moon full moon" and shine too aggressively into her suburban McMansion. She posted a Nextdoor rant about how the lunar cycle is now "politically correct" and demanding the HOA enforce a curfew on celestial bodies. AITA for thinking this is peak humanity? TL;DR: Space is cancelled. 🌕🔦