Local Man Blames 'Blue Moon Full Moon' For Waking Up Next To A 20-Pound Bag Of Flamin' Hot Cheetos And Zero Regrets
AITA for claiming a "blue moon full moon" made me do it? TL;DR – Thought I was channeling some cosmic energy, but really just blacked out, bought a bulk-sized bag of artificially colored corn snacks, and apparently serenaded my cat with a 45-minute acoustic set of "Total Eclipse of the Heart." The moon is a liar and my dentist called me "fiscally irresponsible."