armie Hammer Buys a Toaster, Internet Loses Its Collective Mind
Look, I'm not saying society has ran out of actual things to care about, but AITA for pointing out that grown adults are currently side-eyeing a kitchen appliance purchase like it's the Zapruder film? TL;DR: The guy who got cancelled harder than a Karen at a vegan potluck bought a $20 toaster from Target, and the discourse is somehow more unhinged than his alleged text messages. "He's trying to show he's normal again"? Bruh, the only thing he's showing is that his bread is gonna be perfectly golden brown. Meanwhile, actual wars are happening, but sure, let's dissect the psychology behind a man's crumb tray. Peak performance.