Man Children's Author Who Definitely Didn't Eat Anyone Cancels Tour After Crowd Shows Up With Knives and Forks
AITA for assuming a children's book tour about cannibalism would be a lighthearted metaphor? Local man Armie Hammer, fresh off his 'Oh right, I have kids' tour promoting his new children's book 'The Little Monster Who Ate Too Much,' was forced to refund tickets after audiences showed up with cutlery and vegan-friendly appetites. TL;DR: Armie discovers that hashtag redemption tours are hard when you've been roasted by a PR team that forgot Google exists. The crowd didn't even laugh at his dad jokes about 'dietary preferences.' Absolute cinema.