Local Mom Goes Full ‘Alaskan Bush People’—Now Her Kids Are Eating Frostbitten Berries and Building a Log Cabin in the Backyard
Facebook post from the Angry Local Resident:
“Oh, here we go. My next-door neighbor watched one episode of ‘Alaskan Bush People’ and decided she’s a survival expert. Now her kids are outside in 30-degree weather ‘foraging’ for frostbitten berries and trying to build a log cabin out of my fence. Her husband is wearing a fur hat and sharpening sticks in the driveway. I asked if they were okay, and she said ‘common sense, we’re just living off the land.’ Common sense? Your kids are wearing Carhartt pajamas and eating frozen weeds. Meanwhile, my mailbox is now a ‘wilderness outpost.’ Someone send help—and a plumber. Their ‘natural’ outhouse is leaking into my rose bushes. This is why we can’t have nice things in this neighborhood.”