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Local Dad Blames ‘Air Jordan 1 Travis Scott Shy Pink’ for Son Failing Sixth Grade Math

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Local Dad Blames ‘Air Jordan 1 Travis Scott Shy Pink’ for Son Failing Sixth Grade Math

So my kid comes home yesterday, not with a report card, but with a pair of these things he ‘absolutely had to have’ for $1,500 resale. I ask him how he paid for it, and he says he sold his graphing calculator and his bicycle on Facebook Marketplace. Now he’s failing math because he can’t do homework without the calculator. But hey, at least the Air Jordan 1 Travis Scott Shy Pink matches his backpack. Common sense, people. We’ve completely lost it.