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OMG, you guys, the First Lady's psychic hotline is facing a class-action lawsuit now, apparently? 🚨

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OMG, you guys, the First Lady's psychic hotline is facing a class-action lawsuit now, apparently? 🚨

AITA for thinking the 'white house east wing litigation' over the new feng shui of the rose garden is a total waste of my tax dollars? Like, sorry Karen from the DNC, but I think rearranging the hydrangeas wasn't a high crime, but hey, what do I know about executive privilege. TL;DR $400k in legal fees over a potted plant. Peak dystopia.