Local Mum FURIOUS After Council Cancels School Over ‘vomiting virus 2026’ – ‘It’s COMMON SENSE to just send them in with a bucket!’
In a heated rant on the St. Mary’s Community Noticeboard, Angela Tremble, 34, of Maple Drive, has blasted the local council for shutting down her son’s primary school for three days following a reported outbreak of the so-called ‘vomiting virus 2026’.
“Look, my Kevin has been chucking up his Weetabix every morning for a week. It’s just a bug, not the flipping plague,” she typed, slamming her keyboard in frustration. “My gran raised six kids with a tin of Vicks and a bucket, and we’re all fine. Now I have to take two days off work because the school can’t use a bit of common sense. Just hand them a bucket and a towel, call it a ‘learning experience’, and get on with it.”
Her post, which has garnered 47 laughing reactions and a “She’s got a point, but also, no” comment from a local GP, has sparked fierce debate. Many residents are divided, with some calling her “the hero we don’t deserve” and others demanding she be “quarantined with Kevin.”