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UnitedHealthcare’s pediatric prior authorization policy is getting roasted by gen z parents for real, no cap! ✋🚨

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UnitedHealthcare’s pediatric prior authorization policy is getting roasted by gen z parents for real, no cap! ✋🚨

Here's the whole tea, bestie: Some kiddos are being denied treatment for basic stuff like antibiotics and asthma meds because of this ‘prior auth’ grind. Parents are fuming online, making TikTok rants calling it a ‘main character syndrome gone wrong.’ One mom literally said she had to wait 3 days for her toddler’s ear infection meds, and the kid was crying the whole time. 💀

The skibidi? UnitedHealthcare says it’s ‘protecting against overuse,’ but the vibes are off. Parents are flooding the comments with ‘delulu’ and ‘this is not it, fam.’ Some are even starting petitions to yeet the rule. Lowkey feels like a war on pediatric care. Is it just us or is this giving 'healthcare speedrun'? 🚑

Drop a 🏥 if you think kids deserve instant treatment. The algorithm needs to see this, fr!