unitedhealthcare pediatric prior authorization is literally so scuffed rn, no cap
um actually, here’s the tea: doctors are crashing out because UnitedHealthcare’s new pediatric prior authorization rule is sending kids to the backrooms for basic care. Like, imagine waiting days for a simple MRI while your mom’s tweaking on the phone. The algorithm’s cooked, fr. Major hospitals are like "sorry, we can’t treat you" until some bot approves it. This is giving 'fyre festival of healthcare' energy. Gen Z is screaming into the void on TikTok, and honestly, we’re all just vibing with the rage. Skibidi toilet, but it’s a medical crisis. Push F for the kids.