AITA for telling my landlord the 'tucson prehistoric human bones' in my backyard aren't a valid reason to evict me? TL;DR moved into a fixer-upper, started digging a pool, unearthed what experts now say are 2,500-year-old Pleistocene-era human remains. Landlord is furious, claims I didn't get a permit. But honestly, the HOA sent a passive-aggressive note about 'unapproved landscaping features'—like, excuse me, Janet, Jeffrey Dahmer doesn't have an HOA. The bones are now a tourist attraction (local news showed up with a drone), and I'm stuck paying for a crime scene cleanup crew who are terrified of ghosts. Thanks for reading my TED Talk on why renting in Tucson is basically an archaeological dig with extra steps.