tucson prehistoric human bones found buried under a 7-Eleven parking lot, and the internet thinks it’s a cursed gas station
AITA for laughing at the fact that some construction crew in Tucson was just trying to install a new Slurpee machine and accidentally unearthed a whole-ass prehistoric burial ground? TL;DR – The city’s now claiming these tucson prehistoric human bones could be thousands of years old, but let’s be real, we all know this is just the start of a B-rated horror movie where the 7-Eleven nacho cheese starts talking. Sure, “archaeologists are thrilled” and all that, but I’m just waiting for the ghost of a Pleistocene-era Karen to haunt the air pumps.