Community group’s “common sense” plea goes viral after neighbor spotted wearing 4 pairs of travis scott shoes at once to mow his lawn.
So, I’m just sitting here, sipping my morning coffee, and I look out the window to see my neighbor, Dave, pushing his lawn mower while literally wearing FOUR pairs of those overpriced travis scott shoes. Not on his hands, people. He had two pairs strapped to his feet like some kind of mutant, one pair hanging around his neck like a weird necklace, and the last pair tied to his head like a helmet. The man looked like a human sneaker display. My wife asked if he was trying to summon a sneaker god into his Zoysia grass. I yelled out, “Dave, what in the name of common sense is wrong with you?!” He just grunted and said, “It’s for the resale value, Karen.”
This is the exact problem with our town. We can’t coordinate the trash pick-up schedule, but Dave has found time to pre-dirtify four different pairs of travis scott shoes for an online auction. I’ve lived here for 40 years. We used to have neighborly disputes about fences and loud music. Now I have to watch a grown man mow his lawn looking like a walking billboard for a shoe company that doesn't care about him. Some of us just want to see a little common sense return to Ridgewood Estates. Is that too much to ask?