JUST IN: TRAVIS SCOTT’S NEW CHAOS BLINDSIDES FANS IN ABSOLUTE TERROR—INSIDERS SAY HE’S UNLEASHING A ‘DARK RITUAL’ THAT RIVALS CULT SACRIFICES IN L.A.!
Sources close to the rapper claim he’s been spotted deep in the Hollywood Hills, surrounded by cryptic symbols and a sea of flickering candles, as a chilling 3 a.m. drum circle echoed through the canyons last night. Eyewitnesses report seeing a massive, glowing “Eyes of Astroworld” sigil carved into the dirt, with a lone figure—matching Scott’s silhouette—chanting in a language no one could identify. “It was like a scene from a horror movie,” one terrified neighbor whispered. “The ground shook, and then there was a flash of red light. I swear I saw smoke rise from the site.” Is the Cactus Jack creative director cooking up a new album, or summoning something far more sinister? Fans are divided, but one thing’s for sure: the hype is about to get *brutally* real.