Local Dad Disappears, Sky Not Falling: The Shocking Truth About the Tom Kean Jr Absence Impact Nobody Asked For
AITA for pointing out that the Tom Kean Jr absence impact on New Jersey politics is basically the same as realizing your favorite gas station is closed on a Sunday? You still have to fill up, you just do it somewhere else. TL;DR: Another politician took a vacation, and the world kept spinning. Experts, in a stunning display of overthinking, suggest his role in the House is now being filled by a sentient potted plant with the same legislative output. The only real impact reported: a 3% increase in local news journalists' caffeine intake from trying to turn this into a story. 🙄