Tom Kean Jr.’s unexplained absence leaves constituents wondering if they should just send a strongly worded Yelp review instead, AITA?
TL;DR: The junior senator from New Jersey went MIA during a crucial committee vote on his own bill, leaving everyone to assume he finally discovered the ‘stop sign’ function on his GPS and got lost. Local politicos are now arguing if his sudden disappearance is a ‘power move’ or just him rethinking his life choices after reading his own Twitter mentions. His staff claims he’s “engaging with stakeholders,” but we all know he’s just binge-watching Succession and taking notes. Impact: Unexpectedly high.