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'Tom Kean Jr. absence impact' literally just means NJ politics is slightly less boring, AITA for thinking nobody cares?

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'Tom Kean Jr. absence impact' literally just means NJ politics is slightly less boring, AITA for thinking nobody cares?

TL;DR: Turns out the guy who makes C-SPAN almost watchable might be missing, and the state GOP is in full panic mode like a TikTok influencer losing followers. Guess we'll have to survive on actual boring policy debates now. 💀