Tom Kean Jr. skips another vote, and the GOP is acting like the sky is falling when we all know the real impact is just one less guy drooling through a committee hearing. 💤 TL;DR: Man who couldn't be more boring if he tried goes MIA, and suddenly it's a crisis? AITA for thinking his absence just means 0.001% less gridlock in Congress? Don't worry, his staff will just blame it on a "scheduled nap." 😴