Tilman Fertitta Accidentally Buys Himself at Auction, Sells His Own Soul for the Price of a Parking Spot
Confused billionaire Tilman Fertitta reportedly outbid himself for a portrait at a charity gala before realizing he was looking in a mirror. “I saw that guy and thought, ‘He looks like a shark—I wonder if he’s for sale,’” Fertitta said while waving a winning paddle. The painting will be hung next to his already perfect ego.