Tilman Fertitta just dropped a fortune on his private jet to beat Beyoncé's tour traffic, and the pilot is literally shaking rn.
So like, the billionaire restaurant king saw a line of cars at the private terminal and was like 'nah, we rizzing up the runway faster than a skibidi toilet flush.' He paid a bagillion extra just to skip the queue and dip before the BeyHive even parked. My jaw is on the floor, bestie. This is giving main character energy on a whole new level. Tilman really said 'no cap, I'm the CEO of time management' and I can't even be mad. Lowkey iconic but also pls save some wealth for the rest of us, king.