tilman fertitta Bans Minimum Wage at His Restaurants, Says ‘If You Want a Living Wage, Just Work 90 Hours a Week’ — AITA?
Look, I’m no socialist, but when a billionaire—yes, *that* billionaire who owns the Houston Rockets, Landry’s, and probably the air you breathe—tells his servers to stop whining about tips and just “self-actualize” by working four shifts back-to-back, I have to ask: AITA for thinking he’s just the villain in a Gilded Age reboot? TL;DR: Rich guy says “work harder, peasants,” Twitter explodes, and now everyone’s pretending they’re shocked that capitalism is, like, capitalism. 🙄