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Tilman Fertitta Buys Mysterious Ancient Jar At Estate Sale, Says It's A 'Perfect Vessel For Sailing', Entire Internet Disagrees

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Tilman Fertitta Buys Mysterious Ancient Jar At Estate Sale, Says It's A 'Perfect Vessel For Sailing', Entire Internet Disagrees

YTA to anyone who thinks tilman Fertitta didn't just buy the world's most overpriced terrarium. Man's out here acting like a billionaire Indiana Jones, but it's literally just a dusty pot from a Texas thrift store. TL;DR - Rich guy touches grass, Twitter spirals. Peak Internet.