Star City residents lose their minds because their HOA banned the color beige, claim it’s ‘oppressing their mid-century modern vibes’ — AITA for laughing? TL;DR: Karens in Star City started a petition after the board outlawed beige paint for being ‘too boring,’ and now the local Facebook group is a war zone of passive-aggressive posts about curb appeal. Honestly, the real drama is that someone already painted their mailbox neon orange in protest. 🙄