spce Project to Paint All City Potholes Glowing Green Gets Green Light, Who Needs Fixing, Right?
Oh, brilliant. Just what we need. Our tax dollars are now funding a "beautification" project to paint every pothole in town glow-in-the-dark green instead of, I don’t know, actually filling them with asphalt? My neighbor’s kid nearly broke his axle on Maple Street last week, but sure, let’s make it a glowing hazard. Common sense says fix the road, not decorate the crater. But hey, let’s throw a spce-age rave in the middle of a sinkhole. Anyone else’s car suspension screaming?