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Southwest Airlines Quietly Rewrites Extra Seat Policy as Airline Insider Leaks Shocking 'Comfort Tax' For Passengers Needing More Space

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Southwest Airlines Quietly Rewrites Extra Seat Policy as Airline Insider Leaks Shocking 'Comfort Tax' For Passengers Needing More Space

The airline has updated its 'Customers of Size' policy allowing pre-boarding for an extra seat at no charge, but sources reveal a hidden investigation into 'abusive' claims. Southwest's new system flags passengers who book two seats over 20% of the time, with leaked memos suggesting they'll secretly code your boarding pass for 'seat buffer review' without your knowledge. The viral catch: if you're caught 'gaming' the unannounced weight guidelines for the second zero-cost seat, you'll be retroactively charged—and banned from the policy for life. The Southwest extra seat policy update also mandates crew to now measure armrest space during flight, with a list of 'suspicious profiles' already compiled for audit. No official statement yet, but the internal directive says, 'We are committed to inclusive boarding—within reason.' Something's brewing in the hangar.