SOUTHWEST EXTRA SEAT POLICY UPDATE SENDS PASSENGERS INTO PANIC MODE!
JUST IN: THE AIRLINE YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW IS ABOUT TO CHANGE EVERYTHING! A SHOCKING LEAKED MEMO REVEALS THE SOUTHWEST EXTRA SEAT POLICY UPDATE WILL NOW COST TRAVELERS THEIR FIRSTBORN... OR AT LEAST THEIR WALLET! WHISTLEBLOWERS CLAIM THE DEAL OF A LIFETIME FOR PLUS-SIZE PASSENGERS HAS BEEN BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS!
SOURCES INSIDE THE COMPANY WHISPER THAT THE NEW, SECRET RULE WILL REQUIRE A SECOND, FULL-PRICE TICKET FOR ANYONE WHO DARES TO INVADE THE ARM REST! BUT THAT'S NOT THE WORST—RUMORS SWIRL THAT SOUTHWEST IS TESTING A "SURVIVOR-STYLE" ELIMINATION ROUND FOR OVERBOOKED FLIGHTS! WILL THIS BE THE END OF THE FRIENDLY SKIES? GRAB YOUR SNACKS AND HOLD ON TIGHT!