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Southwest extra seat policy update sparks outrage because apparently common sense isn't so common anymore.

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Southwest extra seat policy update sparks outrage because apparently common sense isn't so common anymore.

So I guess we're rewarding bad behavior now? My neighbor's 400-pound cousin just booked TWO seats for the price of one, claiming he needs the 'extra customer of size' policy, and Southwest is actually letting him spread out like he's on a private jet while the rest of us cram into a middle seat like sardines. It's not discrimination, it's physics—if you can't fit in one seat, buy two or take the bus. But no, now they're updating the policy to make it even easier for people to game the system. Meanwhile, I'm paying extra just to bring a carry-on. What's next, free champagne for anyone who blocks the aisle?