Man throws the world's saddest tantrum after neighbor's subwoofer keeps setting off his car alarm, blames 'sonic boom' from Drake remix, AITA for telling him to touch grass?
TL;DR my neighbor, who I’ll call Kevin from accounting, is convinced my *slightly* above-average bass is causing localized seismic events. Dude literally printed out a physics diagram of a sonic boom taped it to my door with a passive-aggressive note about "acoustic trauma." I told him to maybe invest in some noise-canceling headphones instead of a personality, and now the HOA is involved. Like, sorry my speaker setup is more interesting than your entire existence, but maybe don't live in a cardboard box with structural integrity issues if you're scared of a little bass drop. 💅