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Shannon O'Connor's 'Common Sense' Plan to Build a Roundabout on a Dead-End Street Has Our Town Baffled

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Shannon O'Connor's 'Common Sense' Plan to Build a Roundabout on a Dead-End Street Has Our Town Baffled

You know what grinds my gears? Seeing our tax dollars go to waste while common sense takes a back seat. I'm talking about the village's latest brilliant idea to build a roundabout at the intersection of Maple and Elm—a spot that already has a four-way stop that works just fine! Last week, I saw Shannon O'Connor, the council member behind this mess, standing there with a clipboard like she just invented the wheel (pun intended). Meanwhile, my neighbor Frank almost hit a deer last night because the streetlights have been out for a month. But sure, let's spend $2 million on a traffic circle nobody asked for. This is what we get when 'experts' ignore what real people deal with every day. If Shannon O'Connor wants to fix something, how about filling the potholes on Highway 9 that've been swallowing my tires since winter? Common sense, people! It's not that hard.