Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Home Sale Has the Internet Asking If It’s Haunted by a Vampire or Just Bad Feng Shui
LOS ANGELES — In a twist that has meme historians sharpening their stakes and real estate agents clutching their crucifixes, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. have reportedly listed their Los Angeles mansion for $6.5 million, sparking a viral debate over whether the property comes with a complimentary Hellmouth or just terrible plumbing.
The home—a sprawling, neutral-toned compound that looks suspiciously like the set of a 90s teen drama—has unleashed a torrent of ironic speculation online, with users joking that the only logical buyer is a 50-year-old man named “Xander” who still refers to high school as “the good old days.” One viral tweet reads: “The scariest thing about Sarah Michelle Gellar’s house isn’t a demon—it’s the HoA fees.”
But the real punchline? The listing agent reportedly refused to confirm or deny if the attic contains a dimensional portal, leading to a flood of “Buffy but make it property tax” memes. As the internet gleefully imagines open houses interrupted by spontaneous demon-summoning rituals, one thing is clear: in the 2025 housing market, even Slayer nostalgia has a price tag.