sarah michelle gellar home sale leads to discovery of the world's most haunted coat closet
PASADENA, CA — In what real estate agents are calling "the Slayer special," Sarah Michelle Gellar's quiet listing of her longtime family home has spiraled into a paranormal marketing bonanza after the open house accidentally summoned 15 years of forgotten Halloween decorations. Sources confirm that prospective buyers were initially impressed by the 5-bedroom, 4-bath layout, until they opened a seemingly normal coat closet and were immediately saturated with fake spider webs, animatronic vampires, and a single, very judgmental dust bunny that appeared to be wearing a tiny leather jacket. "The listing agent tried to spin it as a ‘free themed entertainment system,'" said one bewildered attendee. "But honestly, the entity in the corner that kept sighing every time someone mentioned ‘H20: Just Add Water' really killed the vibe." In a statement, Gellar allegedly apologized before clarifying that the Buffy references were not souls of the undead, but simply "really aggressive holiday storage." The home remains on the market, but only if you promise not to touch the plastic stakes.