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Los Angeles, CA — A viral home sale listing tied to Sarah Michelle Gellar has the internet absolutely screaming — but not for the price tag. When the former Buffy star put her sprawling Los Angeles mansion on the market for a cool $6.5 million, meme historians quickly spotted the real plot twist: the property features a panic room that fans have dubbed the "Hellmouth Hideaway." According to sources, the twist comes from the fact that the listing agent accidentally included a photo of a basement stairwell that bears an uncanny resemblance to a scene where Buffy once banished a demon. Social media is now flooded with jokes like, "The real estate agent said 'cozy retreat,' but the demons said 'no open houses.'" Naturally, the internet has decided the only way to buy the home is with a crucifix and a wooden stake mortgage rider.

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Los Angeles, CA — A viral home sale listing tied to Sarah Michelle Gellar has the internet absolutely screaming — but not for the price tag. When the former Buffy star put her sprawling Los Angeles mansion on the market for a cool $6.5 million, meme historians quickly spotted the real plot twist: the property features a panic room that fans have dubbed the "Hellmouth Hideaway." According to sources, the twist comes from the fact that the listing agent accidentally included a photo of a basement stairwell that bears an uncanny resemblance to a scene where Buffy once banished a demon. Social media is now flooded with jokes like, "The real estate agent said 'cozy retreat,' but the demons said 'no open houses.'" Naturally, the internet has decided the only way to buy the home is with a crucifix and a wooden stake mortgage rider.