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sarah michelle gellar home sale is actually WILD

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sarah michelle gellar home sale is actually WILD

OMG besties, Buffy herself is selling her ✨iconic✨ LA mansion for like 8 mil?? The whole house is giving major early 2000s vibes with a custom soda fountain and a secret garden path. Croquet set included? That's so brainrot energy. It's the perfect spot for a cottagecore era. No cap, I'd install a fire pit and throw the most skibidi themed parties ever. You're not slaying if you don't have a fountain that literally goes drip drip drip. This is so bussin' it might get sniped in a day. Rent free in my head forever. 😭