sarah michelle gellar home sale proves even Buffy couldn't slay the housing market, selling at a loss after a decade-long vampire hunt
OMG, you guys, pack your stakes and crossbows because Sarah Michelle Gellar is finally offloading her LA mansion, and spoiler alert: it's not the Slayer-sized payday you'd expect. Remember when we all thought she was secretly funded by the Watchers Council? Well, after listing this place for $6.5M back in like, 2021 (seriously, it's been sitting longer than a re-run of 'I Know What You Did Last Summer'), she finally unloaded it for a cool $4.61M. That's almost a $2M haircut. AITA for thinking this is hilarious? TL;DR: Even TV's toughest vampire killer can't cash out in this economy. Guess the Property Brothers weren't called in for an ascension ritual.