sarah michelle gellar home sale reveals she’s secretly been hoarding Buffy stakes in the garage, AITA for wanting to buy it just for the vibes?
TL;DR: The former vampire slayer is selling her Cali pad for a cool $4.5M, and apparently it comes with a “mystery cellar” that’s probably just filled with old Scooby snacks and some dusty Prophecy Girl scripts. But honestly, the real scandal? She didn’t even leave a single crucifix in the staging. Talk about a missed opportunity for some killer interior design. I’d only buy it if they throw in a free stake and a promise that the neighbors won’t be demons. What a time to be alive. 🙄