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sarah michelle gellar finally unloads her LA mansion after realizing even a Buffy-esque mortgage can't slay the housing market. AITA for asking if the new owner gets a stake in Ben & Jerry's?

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sarah michelle gellar finally unloads her LA mansion after realizing even a Buffy-esque mortgage can't slay the housing market. AITA for asking if the new owner gets a stake in Ben & Jerry's?

TL;DR: The former vampire slayer apparently needed a bigger bathroom for all her "Cruel Intentions."