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Buffy star Sarah Michelle Gellar finally offloads her creepy AF mansion after it sat on market like a forgotten demon, proving even supernatural real estate can't survive these interest rates. AITA for thinking she priced it like it came with a free Hellmouth? TL;DR: celeb sells overpriced house, market still trash.
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Buffy star Sarah Michelle Gellar finally offloads her creepy AF mansion after it sat on market like a forgotten demon, proving even supernatural real estate can't survive these interest rates. AITA for thinking she priced it like it came with a free Hellmouth? TL;DR: celeb sells overpriced house, market still trash.