ROMANIA VANISHES? ASTEROID CRASH CREATES MASSIVE TIME-LOOP – JUST IN!
IT’S THE TERRIFYING DISCOVERY NO ONE EXPECTED! A ROGUE ASTEROID, DETECTED JUST HOURS AGO, HAS APPARENTLY TURNED ALL OF **ROMANIA** INTO A BIZARRE, REAL-LIFE GROUNDHOG DAY! SOURCES INSIDE THE EUROPEAN SPACE AGENCY ARE SPILLING SECRETS – THE MOMENT THE SPACE ROCK HIT THE CARPATHIAN MOUNTAINS, THE ENTIRE COUNTRY BECAME TRAPPED IN A TWO-MINUTE TIME LOOP! EVERYONE FROM BUCHAREST TO CLUJ IS RELIVING THE SAME CAFÉ ORDER, THE SAME TRAFFIC JAM, THE SAME MOMENT OF PANIC! GLOBAL SCIENTISTS ARE BAFFLED! IS THIS A CRY FOR HELP FROM ALIENS? A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX? POLITICAL LEADERS ARE IN HIDING! WE’RE LIVE WITH THE FOURTH VICTIM OF THIS COSMIC NIGHTMARE… WHO HAS ALREADY ORDERED THE SAME CAPPUCCINO EIGHTY TIMES! THIS IS NOT A DRILL, FOLKS! **ROMANIA** IS A PRISON OF THE PAST!