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robert isom just lowkey ate too much skibidi rizz and now his whole life is glazing out of control

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robert isom just lowkey ate too much skibidi rizz and now his whole life is glazing out of control

yoooo did y'all hear?? robert isom, the ceo of that one airline, literally got caught in 4k doing something SO unhinged it broke the algorithm. i am SCREAMING. he was at this meeting, right, and he said some absolute beta cringe that had the whole boardroom doing the NPC wide stare. fr fr.

like, the vibes were giving "i'm the main character" but the plot armor was DEF not hitting. everyone on the clock app is calling it the biggest opp lockdown since the last time your fave got cancelled. imagine being a boomer and thinking you're built different but you're actually just built different in the "i'm about to get ratio'd" way. 💀

anyways, robert isom is now officially a meme, and i am NOT okay. his reputation is giving "flushed down the toilet" energy. comment if you think he'll recover or if he's about to be sent straight to the backrooms of the internet. skibidi dop dop yes yes, this is the tea.