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RIOT FEST 2026 JUST DROPPED THE MOST UNHINGED LINEUP AND MY BRAIN IS FRIED

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RIOT FEST 2026 JUST DROPPED THE MOST UNHINGED LINEUP AND MY BRAIN IS FRIED

okay so the skibidi sigma devs at riot fest 2026 literally said "hold my monster" and announced they're bringing back my chemical romance AND adding a whole stage called the "cringe zone" where u can only perform if u go viral on tiktok for a bad take??? i'm literally shaking, crying, throwing up in the pit rn. tickets go on sale next thursday but i bet the resale bots will eat like they're at an all-you-can-eat buffet. tell me u already have a squad or ur gonna be gatekeeping this harder than the toilet lore.